Once again I am going to fail at my time management skills. I am going to have to stop everything and comment on an email I just looked at. This is exactly what I should not be doing but I absolutely cannot help myself. I mean, I kind of understand Aisha or whatever that nasty yo yo was that was sending out her skanky photo telling me she wanted to marry me (see earlier blog), but I don’t understand this one. A PUPPY for sale? Does this have something to do with some random Nigerian sex ring? What could this person possibly be getting out of writing this email? Is it a puppy or lots of puppies? Has this gentleman heard of the SPCA? The puppy is 8-9 weeks old (he can’t remember?) and he has still been pleading with his landlord? Does it take that long to evict someone, even in California? In order to email, why do you have to be illiterate and stupid? Well, maybe I’m the stupid one since I’m actually commenting on this drivel. This one has put me over the edge. OJ almost did it but now I’ve really had it. Feel free to start your emails coming explaining this one. Clearly I’ve totally lost my focus anyway.

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Subject: My Puppy for free Adoption. (Sent by Mr Carlson - carlson83@live.com - I swear to you this has to be Nigerian.)

i am looking for someone who will adopt her and take care of her as i do cause My
new landlord hate pet so much and he doesn't want me to have pet in my new home and
I've pleaded him to allow me but he refused, i live in California and the puppy is
free but you have to pay for the shipping fee which is $250. she is AKC registered,
Age 8-9 weeks old, she weighs 2.6lbs healthy and her shots are given up to date.i
want you to get back to me with the below info so i can send you the pics the the
puppies.
 
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Your name:------------------------
Your Address:----------------------
Your Day phone#:-------------------
Nearest Airport:--------------------
 
Await your response.
Thanks

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So if I live in L.A. then I don't pay the shipping of $250? Or I pay $250 to meet this crack hound at Starbucks? And now that I am writing this, who in the hell "SHIPS" a frickin' puppy? If you all know of anyone that actually got their puppy this way, please let me know because I've got a two year old that I' prepay the shipping to China on right this second.

Karma is crazy. Who would’ve thought that thirteen years to the day that O.J. was acquitted of murder he would be convicted in some rinky dink, hotel barging in, Rambo style hunt for his sports memorabilia. Is there really still a market for O.J’s old stuff? O.J. is now in custody and actually could do life in prison. What bugs me is that this yo yo has been so smug over the last 13 years, playing every trick in the book to keep from paying the Goldmans one red cent of the money they are owed. They were on the Dr. Phil show last week and it nearly broke my heart. Anyway, O.J. might has well have been convicted of stealing jelly beans from Starbucks because maybe this time The Juice will be TOASTTTTT.

Read the full story on TMZ.

Here is the first cocktail in TPG’s weekly post featuring fun Halloween libations. They are brought to you by Cindy McClure and Trevor Thorpe at Dress the Drink.

Vampires Kiss
1  oz Apricot Brandy
1  oz white rum
1  oz dark rum
½ oz grenadine
Splash of orange juice
1 oz Bacardi 151
Rim tall glass with toasted coconut, add ice and pour

Happy Halloween!

It seems like the entire world is freaking out. Today I opened an ezine from Cheryl Richardson who gives such great advice. There’s no point in paraphrasing it, I just decided to post the whole thing. For more great info, visit Cheryl’s website. Breathe people, breathe. This too shall pass.

Topic of the Week:
Don't Panic
"The key to shifting from bailout to breakthrough is to see the current challenge
as an evolutionary call to action - a step that, when taken, will lift your life
 to
a whole new level!"
Me :)
There's so much going on in the world right now between the financial crisis on 
Wall Street, the ongoing war in Iraq, and a presidential election in full swing,
 that I thought I'd offer a perspective that might help you to weather this temporary
storm.
Many years ago, while driving through my old neighborhood, I saw a sign on the front
lawn of a church that read:  "When all is breaking up, something new is breaking
 through."   That day, I desperately needed those words.  It felt like so many things
were breaking up in my life -- my job, a significant relationship, my home, and 
so on.  I felt vulnerable and afraid and I clung to that message for months.  It
 gave me hope and helped me to shift my perspective from one of fear and dread to
one of strength and optimism. When I look back on that period of my life now, I 
can see that something was indeed breaking through - a whole new level of authentic
living that I couldn't see at the time.
In some ways, I believe that's what's happening to many of us right now.  We're 
being challenged to evolve -- to rise up to a new level of authenticity that will
not only serve us individually, but collectively as well. This means facing the 
truth about our lives, acknowledging what's working and what isn't, and having the
courage to slowly and systematically make the changes that will allow us to live
 a more honest and soul-directed life.
When in the midst of an evolutionary shift, we can either go through the process
 kicking and screaming (something I've been known to do :), or we can bravely face
reality, accept what is, and minimize our suffering by taking action to make the
 changes we know we need to make.  For example, if the financial crisis is frightening
you to the point of keeping you up at night, it might be a call to action -- a
challenge
to face the fact that you have more debt than you can handle.  From this honest 
perspective, you can then make wise choices to get help from a debt counselor, to
cut back on spending, or to create a debt elimination plan that will allow you to
rest knowing that you're getting things under control.
When challenged to face the truth, here are three things that can help...
1.  Take a deep breath.  While this advice may seem simplistic, experience has taught
me that the best response to any crisis is a clear, calm head.  Most of us, when
 faced with fear, will make far better decisions when we allow ourselves to step
 back and regain a sense of equilibrium rather than react out of panic.  Rather 
than respond to fear with a knee-jerk reaction like taking your money out of the
 bank and putting it under your mattress, for instance, take a deep breath and allow
yourself to make decisions from a grounded and more balanced position.
2.  Get the message.  Years ago, my first coach, Thomas Leonard, offered me a way
of looking at the world that I know has saved me from a whole lot of suffering. 
 He said, "Cheryl, as the years go by, life will give you messages, if you ignore
them, you'll then be handed a lesson, when you neglect to learn the lesson, you'll
then be served a problem, and if you don't deal with the problem, you can expect
 to receive a full-blown crisis."
While Wall Street seems to have missed the message, lesson, and problem, only to
 be hit square in the face with a crisis, you don't have to follow suit.  Stop right
now and consider the following questions:
What message is your fear or stress attempting to give you?
In what ways do you need to be more honest with yourself? Where do you need to face
the truth in your life?
What actions do you need to take to better care for yourself and your family?
3.  Take action.  Too many of us have to suffer long and hard in order to get fed
up enough to finally make the changes we know we need to make.  Put an end to the
suffering with one simple action.  If you're worried about money, for example, do
one thing to improve your financial health today.  Balance your checkbook, renegotiate
your charge card payments, or ask an accountant for help in creating a new spending
plan.  I've found that action is the single, best remedy for treating fear.  That
and faith.  Faith in knowing that when you do what you can and put your trust in
 a higher plan, ultimately you'll get that breakthrough you're waiting for.
Along with a deep breath, a willingness to face the truth, and action, training 
your mind to stay focused on thoughts that maintain a positive attitude will go 
a long way in helping you to create a positive outcome.  Check out this week's "Take
Action Challenge" for some wise advice from Louise Hay...
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Take Action Challenge
In July, during our telegathering with Louise Hay, she shared her favorite affirmation
and it seems perfect for this time.  While you're taking the necessary actions to
live more authentically, keep affirming:
"All is well.  Everything is happening for my highest good.  Out of this situation
only good will come.  I am safe."
Amen, Louise...
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Life Makeover For The Year 2008 (sm) is written and produced by Cheryl Richardson.